So I found this shirt on Amazon today…and I’m not the first. The reviews are hilarious! Here’s one:
“I ordered this shirt, and it promptly arrived 1 week later. I took it out of the box and immediately put it on. Just then my mom walked into my room and she literally exploded from a patriotic awesome overload. I realized then that I could use this shirts power for good, or for evil.
Now I roam the streets at night looking for criminals. When I find them, I puff out my chest like a boss and they spontaneously combust in the flames of american justice.please only purchase this shirt if you plan on using its powers for good.”
God bless America
Oh my God
God bless America
(via arkh8)
Wow, I think my heart just melted into a gooey mess of red, white and blue…
God bless America